Word for word…
BLOKE 1. Mate, the watermelon must have been sitting out for ages…there’s rat shit on it.

BLOKE 2. (Looking intently at the watermelon)…Awe fuck you’re a dickhead…..it’s the watermelon seeds not rat shit.

BLOKE 1. Bullshit…watermelon doesn’t have seeds at home mate but….Its gotta be a different fruit then…

BLOKE 2. Can’t believe your mother let ya live….you’re  an idiot…..

A whole generation is growing up without watermelon seeds in Australia….a tragedy it seems